Checked in briefly with the eye doc to see if my corneas were healing. (Back story here.) After two weeks there is not a noticeable change. The doc said that I am probably not closing my eyes all the way when I sleep, and he gave me some thick ointment to put in my eyes each night before bed.
As I walked home and began to regain my wits, I thought, “Darn straight I don’t close my eyes at night. I have four kids!”
This ointment tube looks suspiciously like superglue, so I have been hiding it. If I can’t sleep with one eye open, I’ll have to get devious in other ways. Whatever you do, don’t tell my kids that my eyes are now being ointmented shut at night. I gotta maintain my rep.