To my warring alphas, with love

How can I irritate you? Let me count the ways
With a foot out to trip you, I’ll tattle for days
Put my toe on your seat, then deny that I did
I’ll sing a loud song, ‘til it’s stuck in your head
 
Scare you with sounds once you turn off the light
Tell the girls you still sleep with your blanket at night
Pass gas by your friends or snort like a hog
Snap crayons in two, and hide your stuffed dog
 
I’ll take the last yogurt and slurp it real LOUD
Then I’ll hide the remote once I mute all the sound
Take the toy you set down when you go get a snack
It’s my turn. No it’s not! Yes it is! Give it back!


Okay, Mom, that’s all. We’ll get back on track.
With nothing but love we will stop… SEAT-JACK!

~suelarkinsweems ’12